Category Archives: Crazy Stuff

  • You Damn Liberal Whores!!!

    REAL PHONE MESSAGE (word for word) FROM MY VOICE MAIL TODAY AT WORK: “I just counted 29 cats in my neighborhood. Twenty nine! You damn tree huggers are going to get us all killed with you damn rescue bullshit. These animals are varmints. They carry disease, they ruin our grass and their piss kills our »more

  • Forget the Zombie Apocalypse

    VOICEMAIL #1: (A rough, raspy, female voice speaking in a frantic manner) “I need help and I need it now. You must call me before they get inside!” VOICEMAIL #2: “You have to help me. If they get in, they will kill me.” (She then began to whisper something inaudible into the phone before hanging »more