REAL PHONE MESSAGE (word for word) FROM MY VOICE MAIL TODAY AT WORK:
“I just counted 29 cats in my neighborhood. Twenty nine! You damn tree huggers are going to get us all killed with you damn rescue bullshit. These animals are varmints. They carry disease, they ruin our grass and their piss kills our trees. I’m going to take out an ad in the newspapers. I’ll pay $5 for every dead cat someone brings to me. You people can all go to hell. It goes against God what your doing. He put animals here for humans to eat. They’re purpose is consumption. Letting these animals in your homes and public places – disgusting. I’ll be glad when you all die from bird flu you damn liberal whores.”
He proceeded to hit several buttons on his phone before hanging it up!